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irish-barista:

This duck, is my hero. He is who he wants to be, not what people expect him to be. 

irish-barista:

This duck, is my hero. He is who he wants to be, not what people expect him to be. 

me: omg i can't believe it i only have 3 math problems for homework
*opens textbook*
textbook: please do parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, and ag
*rips nipples off in a fit of rage and projectile vomits into textbook
This is America!

Hay Jimmy are u free this Tuesday? Dam right you are cuz this is America!

This is my MESA Proj ( actually a quarter of my MESA proj) it took me 5 hours to make and its only the leg of a bridge, i didn’t finish the leg or the bridge , but the leg was able to hold 3 FOLDERS - I’m so proud of my self !!!!!!! XD

This is my MESA Proj ( actually a quarter of my MESA proj) it took me 5 hours to make and its only the leg of a bridge, i didn’t finish the leg or the bridge , but the leg was able to hold 3 FOLDERS - I’m so proud of my self !!!!!!! XD

This is I kittycup

This is I kittycup

Wait if you’re from Africa why are you white?

- mean girls ; Karen

One of my friends said

That if he where on fire and I tried to put him out buy throwing alcohol on him, thinking it was water he wouldn’t get mad cuz that’s just me

One of my DVDs got dirty

So I cleaned it on by cat ….the DVD wasn’t even mine

If I was skool

I would kill myself cuz every one hates me

My friend has a lemon for a pet I ….. made it cry